You see technology and I don’t always see eye to eye (it’s actually more like foot to bottom.  Techno’s foot kicking my poor – but adorable – behind. And so I ask your patience.

 <!–more–>This is only a test.  If it were a real emergency would I still be sitting here typing? 

 Heck no, I would make like Rhett Butler and be Gone with the Wind.  Hah – take that technology.  The score is Humans 1 – Technology . . . why is my computer frowning?  And since when did the keys move on their owwwwwnnn . . .

 . . . I am jim brown.  I love technology.  Everything is under control there is no need to panic.  Computers rule. . . at least they will . . . soon.